Monday, July 31, 2006

Hurts So Good

Off the Cuff Comment:
The city is hurting a lot of us that don’t have much, much money. Our water bill last month, there was $4 and something for the water consumed, but our total bill was $40 some odd dollars. Now there has to be something wrong with that.

My Comment:
How dare the city charge us to collect trash and spray for mosquitos! Just wait until this person finds out their bill increased to pay for a more modern trash collection system...

©2006 Bartlesville Off the Cuff

Hitchhiking, Part II

Off the Cuff Comment:
Early this Friday morning as I was returning from the little grocery store north of Dewey, both arms loaded down with groceries, as I walked along the sidewalk hundreds of cars passed me by until finally a gentleman stopped, opened the door and said “may I help you,” I replied “no, just because my eyes don’t work anymore is not a reason that I am not going to depend on my legs, thank you very much.” It just goes to show me that there are still a lot of good people in this world. Thank you very much.

My Comment:
I'm sure the guy drove away thanking God that the crazy person didn't accept his ride offer.

©2006 Bartlesville Off the Cuff

Friday, July 28, 2006

Eminent Domain

Off the Cuff Comment:
Since other countries refuse to sell us gasoline and since we are at war and gasoline is most important to win a war, our government should pass laws that all oil and gasoline and natural gas belongs to the USA should be kept for our use.

My Comment:
Why didn't I think of that, of course, eminent domain!

©2006 Bartlesville Off the Cuff